Is keeping me awake. I have to have my beauty rest. *sigh*I’m too excited.
Organized Mess
18 Years in existence.
Born in the expensive city of Chicago.
Mizzou '16 <3
I enjoy Netflix.
5'11"
I should probably be studying.
Broke.
I'm still trying to figure out society. • Holla At Me!
Born in the expensive city of Chicago.
Mizzou '16 <3
I enjoy Netflix.
5'11"
I should probably be studying.
Broke.
I'm still trying to figure out society. • Holla At Me!
This excitement for prom
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
BEST PUNS EVER.
HE’S BREAD, JIM.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY
And the we could use this to bring back to life ;)
Saves your life and toast bread.
(Source: secretsbest, via laurenindigo)
reneemich3lle asked: What were you doin in the boys looker room anyway?
It was the boy’s washroom and I was curious to see what the inside looked like, but shh don’t tell anyone.
number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash.
Yes. And next to him is Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
I’d take Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
They’re hott
(Source: luutopia, via detroitmel)
ef-ex asked: Lol I searched lane tech on here, and the first thing that came up was your picture on the boys bathroom.
Creep. Why didnt you come today?